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  1. 16-06-2010 12:27 PM #1
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    Default Scardy Cat

    "1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
    2nd Child: Why?
    1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat."

    --- by salman4raza
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  2. 16-06-2010 01:18 PM #2
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    A family saw ""sholay"" movie
    came back home and husband romantically said to wife
    "" nach basanti nach""
    child added
    ""nahin basanti is kute k samne mat nachna""
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  3. 17-06-2010 12:15 PM #3
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    faraz as daku: 'kismat mein jo likha ha wohe milay ga.... Hands up! Koe apni jaga sy nae hilay ga
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  4. 17-06-2010 12:16 PM #4
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    sardar USA gaya wahan woh ek church may gaya toh achanak ek awaz aai....TANNNN.... itefaq say light bhi challi gai.... sardar ek dam dar gaya aur bola ooo twadi nasooo UNDERTAKER aa gaya jay
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  5. 17-06-2010 12:19 PM #5
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    haath ki paancho unglian brabar nae hoti, chand ki apni roshni nae hoti, jahil ko akal nae hoti, meray sath kabhe ache nae hoti, pakistan mein bijli nae hoti..... . . .aur ab tw 8 bjay k baad dukanein bhe khuli nae hoti
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  6. 17-06-2010 12:23 PM #6
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    Thousand words of teacher don't hurt... But the silence of frnd in examination hall bring tears to the eyes.....
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  7. 21-06-2010 02:23 PM #7
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    Husband and Wife in an art gallery saw picture of a girl covered by leaves. Husband keeps watching, Wife: Ab aagay chalein ya aandhi ka intizar kar lein ;-)
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    Agar bhoonay huey teetar sar-e-bazar biktay hon
    To ye samjho yahan kawwon ki shamat lai jati hay

    Na chiknai na balai ye taza doodh hay bhai
    K jis ko dekh kar ab bhens b sharmai jati hay
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  9. 23-11-2010 12:29 AM #9
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    na ro'oon apni kismat pay to or kya karoon..... Faraz

    jisay zindagi say barrh k chaha usi nay gosht nahe bheja....
    Defeat is not when you start to losing the race.....it is when you refuse to Accelerate!
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  10. 23-11-2010 12:30 AM #10
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    beta: papa kya hum Mcdonalds ja saktay hain???

    papa: haan agr ap mujhay Mcdonalds k spelling sunao....

    beta: kuch dair soch kr bola... dafa karo papa hum KFC chaltay hain
    Defeat is not when you start to losing the race.....it is when you refuse to Accelerate!
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  11. 23-11-2010 12:32 AM #11
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    Teacher: aisi jaga ka name bartao jisay banaya to aadmi nay.. lekin phir b wo waha nahe ja sakta...

    Student: Ladies Toilet
    Defeat is not when you start to losing the race.....it is when you refuse to Accelerate!
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  12. 25-11-2010 05:23 PM #12
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    Who says the world will end in 2012

    i have a syrup with expiry date of 2015
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    Aik admi marty waqt apni Biwi sa....

    Aadmi: O jehra teri Almari wichun gold da set chori hoya si na.. O main chukaya si

    Biwi rotay hoay
    "tussi enj diya galla na karo"

    Aadmi: Aor o teray bhai ne jo 1 lakh teray kol Amant rakhwaya see, o v main he chukaya see..

    Biwi mazeed rotay hoay
    "Bas v karo hun tusi"

    Aadmi: Aor oo teri kamati day paisay v main he chukay see.

    Biwi: koi gal nahe, tuhanu zehar v i main e ditta aey....

    :P :P
    Defeat is not when you start to losing the race.....it is when you refuse to Accelerate!
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